30 Egg-cellent Easter Jokes (To Make You Crack a Smile!)

 

 

Easter is a time for joy, celebration, and of course, a good laugh! Whether you're gathering with family, enjoying an Easter egg hunt, or simply embracing the spirit of the season, these egg-citing Easter jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. So, grab your bunny ears and get ready to crack up with these 30 Easter-themed jokes!

 

 

Q: How does the Easter Bunny get around on Easter?

A: By hare-plane!

 

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?

A: A practical yolker!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?

A: Hare spray!

Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A: A funny bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter egg go to school?

A: To get "Egg-ucated"!

Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!

Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the comedian?

A: You crack me up!

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: A receding hare-line!

Q: Why did the Easter egg break up with the omelet?

A: It couldn't handle the heat!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: Egg-cercise!

Q: Why did the Easter egg roll down the hill?

A: Because it couldn't stop yolking around!

 

Q: What's the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?

A: Hip-hop!

Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other?

A: Heard any good yolks lately?

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight?

A: It didn't want to crack under pressure!

Q: What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

A: IHOP!

 

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay organized?

A: With lots of egg-scelent planning!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

 

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the off-season?

A: With lots of carrot-dio!

Q: What's the Easter Bunny's favorite movie?

A: "Hop"!

Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other?

A: You crack me up!

Q: Why was the Easter egg always so happy?

A: Because he was egg-static!

 

Q: What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?

A: Basket-ball!

 

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all those eggs?

A: With his harebrush!

 

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

A: With lots of egg-ercise!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his carrots from getting stolen?

A: He hides them in a "bunny" vault!

 

Q: What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

A: An egg-straterrestrial! 

 

Q: Where do rabbits go after they get married? 

A: On their bunnymoon!